If you learn one thing about me today, let it be this:
When I start a new job, I make myself at home. Not like the oh please, make yourself at home, mi casa es su casa that you know is totally 100% bogus home. I talking the I’m wearing sweat pants because we’re best friends and you won’t judge me home.
It’s almost embarrassing. But I don’t care.
It takes me about 30 seconds to ask three questions.
1.Where’s the coffee pot?
2. Can I put my lunch in the fridge?
3. What’s the Wi-Fi password?