Imagine, if you will, a beautiful Texas fall day. The sky is clear. The air is warm. The Thanksgiving food is ready to be enjoyed.
The beer is, of course, cold. The outfit is adorable, if I do say so myself.
The only thing missing is a screeching smoke detector, right?
Oh and some firefighters, because who doesn’t have firefighters at Thanksgiving!
Oh, FYI. If your smoke and house alarms are connected, the alarm company will call the fire department. And if it happens to be a false alarm on a holiday, the firefighters will be angry. No question.