Write about a time when you screwed up.
Is it sad that most of my horrible stories come from sixth grade?
I could talk about the time I smarted off , got detention, and almost got my Valentine’s party taken away. Or maybe that time I hid a classmate’s math textbook and he got in trouble instead of me. I also remember a time when I quoted a line from a Pauly Shore movie, something along the lines of “everyday is an orgasm!” and the principal threatened me with calling my mother and I would need to repeat the line to her. Did I mention, at the time, she was the school board president ? Or that I was a student at a Christian school?
My stories sound pretty pathetic.
I’m sure that I’ve screwed up royally recently, but I’m not funny and I’m a tiny bit boring.